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You got that, ladies? Bear in mind that this little scene takes place in the parking lot outside of a crowded bar, just a shout away from salvation. And we should not be surprised when they behave these ways during attempted or completed rapes.

Women will behave the same way they have been taught to behave in all social, professional, and sexual interactions. I sure thought so. I glare at him. Ana, who are you kidding? Leave that to the menfolk. Men, you know, the other sex, the ones that have been raised to talk about emotions. In public. A stranger. But accept his help and trust his kindness she does.

When she wakes up in his suite the next morning, pantsless by the way, she accuses Christian of stalking her. Pressing his suit! I glance up at Christian. I try to bit my lip, but I fail to repress my giggle. You sound like a courtly knight. How she glosses over it all and makes a fucking joke about it is appalling. It continues by the way.

I was with Kate. A shrug is a dismissive gesture, just in case you were wondering. She downplays the severity of what happened. Why does she do this? Guess what? He also decides what she should eat, what she should wear, how she should act, speak, communicate with him, where she can and can't go or what she can and can't do, threatens her constantly even with physical violence, and the list goes on. I kid you not.

He even has this set out as a contract which by the way is repeated at least 5 times in the fucking book. Here's another example of how romantic this mother fucker is: I want you to behave in a particular way, and if you don't, I shall punish you, and you will learn to behave the way I desire. Romantic as freaking Mel Gibson. And by the way, the women who find this guy romantic need some serious therapy.

Harsh I know, but finding this guy romantic is like like excusing the actions of a child-molester because he has nice hair. This is not romantic. I don't know why they decided to plant this book in the general romance section.

This goes way beyond the good ol' BDSM theme and just ends up treading into abusive territory. Christian takes these aspects into the relationship where he ends up not only controlling a woman sexually, but also emotionally, and deliberately moulding her into not just a sex partner, but an ideal of what he wants her to be and leaves her no room for her individuality and instead brands it as 'punishable'.

That's not part of the BDSM jig. I'm sorry, but it's not. Why people even call this romantic is beyond me. I already mentioned the abusive aspects of this so called relationship, but other than that it was a relationship built on air. Since neither of the characters had any personality outside their sex drives, they had nothing that they saw in each other.

They couldn't relate to each other, they didn't share any common interests, they didn't do any good for each other, outside the sexy stuff. And at the end they want to pass it off as though the two are actually in love? Give me a break. Watching people get swooped at by magpies is more romantic that this garbage. The plot? There was no plot. Seriously, I could not find it. I searched and searched but alas, my search has left me unrewarded. Let me explain in a quick paragraph how this book goes: Some guy is hot.

Girl thinks some guy is hot. Hot some-guy shows up where girl who thinks some-guy is hot works. Hot some-guy asks out girl, takes her virginity. Stuff happens. Hot some-guy introduces girl who thinks he's hot, by the way to his BDSM sex dungeon, and the next half of the book is spent pondering whether or not girl who thinks some-guy is hot, in case it wasn't mentioned enough in the book wants to indulge in hot some-guy's fantasies.

Also the hot some-guy takes complete control over girl did I mention she thinks he's hot? More stuff happens. Girl gets spanked too hard, breaks up with hot some-guy. The end.

That's the whole book. And the whole 'Ohhh Christian has secrets' bullcrap in the blurb? The book is only about how some asshole wants to control some stupid girl. The other characters are barely relevant. They were just more props whose only role was to be interested in the 'relationship' between Ana and Christian.

They didn't seem to be interested in anything else. They could be buttering toast and thinking 'I wonder how hard Christian is fucking Ana right now. The media might be promoting this tripe as the new hero of literature, but this is and always will be just another wart on the ass of literature, along with Twilight and all its' descendants.

You know what they say, you can polish a turd, but it will still be a turd. Head's up: If any of you fuckers comment at the bottom of this review and say, "You don't understand BDSM" I will hunt you down and make you eat your computer, plus the mouse, plus the keyboard, plus any other internet-connected devices in your home, including but not limited to iPhones, iPods, iPads, Androids, games consoles and ereaders.

This book is not an accurate or healthy portrayal of a real BDSM relationship between two consensual and enthusiastic parties. Thus, by defending it as such, Head's up: Thus, by defending it as such, you are doing a disservice to the actual culture of BDSM no kinkshaming.

So don't fuck with me and try to pull that shit. Oh, also, there will be a substantial amount of cussing throughout this review. If you care about the sanctity of your virgin eyes then shut down your computer and go do something else. We are all grown-ass adults and this is the internet. If you're going to come over and here and lecture me about swearing then I'd advise that you PIPE the fuck down and stop being so bloody delicate.

Alrighty, then. You guessed it, guys: When I was thirteen, I decided I wanted to be an author. For years I'd chattered away about being an architect or a vet or what have you, but who was I kidding? All I ever wanted to do was write. So I sat down, and I did. I did write. I'm actually not shitting you. I thought it would be as easy as sitting down and writing some crap on Wordpad alright, calm down, this was the noughties and I wrote a lot of crap: I tried to write a play , and then I tried poetry, and then I wrote short stories, before eventually expanding into novels.

Novels is a stretch. I wrote about a hundred single-spaced pages and to my present-day horror, made my family read it. And they actually did. Remember all those embarrassingly awful school projects you did when you were thirteen? Or even just those embarrassingly awful things you did in general when you were thirteen? I feel the same level of shame when I think of my little preteen self, handing this pile of shit over to my sister and thinking I actually had something.

About a year later, with zero knowledge of how publishing works, I posted it straight into a bunch of indie publisher's slushpiles. A vanity publisher replied to me and told me they didn't want my work, and I did the undoable: I argued with them. As I write this, I'm practically convulsing with embarrassment. Vanity Publisher, if you're reading this, please forget I ever existed.

But if you can't do that, at least give me an alias when you tell all your friends about that dumb kid who sent you the book about pyromania without having done any research. In some ways, having read this book, I finally feel like I identify with that vanity publisher: I read someone's irredeemable shit and hated it, but then they tried to defend it and I got so mad I broke a window with my face.

Peeps, if you think E. James hasn't tried to defend this shit, then you need to get on YouTube and watch some pleading vids from the publisher. I just I haven't read a book this awful since Revealing Eden but let's not open that can of worms. It was like an acid trip. Am I reading this, I thought? Is this actually a published book? Are people actually parting with money for this slab of steaming garbage? I feel like this book insulted me, really.

I feel like it spat in my face, because what reader-respecting author would create a protagonist this redundant and awe-inspiringly dense, expecting an audience to love and respect her? It's as if someone took an ice-cream scoop and relieved Ana of her brain.

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How could you? Why would you? Why is she? I have no words. I have no words to explain this protagonist. None at all. I have more to say about the love interest, who's like a more threatening Charles Manson but with only one brainwashed follower Ana.

This guy goes to the hardware store and downloads like chains and lime and shit and Ana doesn't think this is weird? What the fucking fuck? And of course there's the whole "inner goddess" shit and Ana thinking that it's sexy to wear a chunky knit sweater and be strapped into a vehicle, and then using the word "vagina" during a sex scene. Yeah, excuse me while I tame my boner!

I felt so uncomfortable reading this book. Now, let's be honest here: I read porn. Of course I read porn. Anyone over sixteen who says they've never looked at or read porn is talking out of their ass. But this book made me feel uncomfortable, and here's the kicker: I read it alone.

I was reading it alone in my living room, and I felt uncomfortable inside my own head. What the fuck does that tell you? I don't want to start yammering on about the way this book is written.

It's written like horrendous fanfiction. There are spelling and punctuation errors, stupid turns of phrase, random asides, stilted dialogue, awful physical descriptions, weird pacing, and I don't know, like a thousand instances of brand dropping and band-naming which gives the book this bizarre cheap and dated quality that really takes away from what little redeeming features it might have had. What are the redeeming features?

I don't know. The blurb sounds interesting. That's about it. But what is it about this book that's captured the attention of so many millions of people across the world? The absurdly stupid protagonist? The pushy, obsessive, totally unrealistic love interest? The relationship in which only one party is actually interested in BDSM, and the other is incredibly resistant to it, but is forced into it?

The terrible writing? The awful cover art?

The cheap, thin binding? A story so convoluted, so ridiculous, so totally immature it could only ever have been born from Twilight? There is nothing enjoyable about this book. This book is garbage. There are no two ways about it: Awful, awful shit. And I'm not sorry for saying so. This is my fucking opinion, and I'm damn well going to voice it. This book can kiss my ass. Cillian Eloise wrote: Was the book hard to get through or did you just want to demonstrate how you felt while Eloise wrote: Was the book hard to get through or did you just want to demonstrate how you felt while reading it?

Have you tried that? Also, "Why you ask? Melissa Mcintyre I've just read through your reading updates, the reply above mine referred to them.

They were interesting. I took one look at the book at the library I've just read through your reading updates, the reply above mine referred to them. I took one look at the book at the library and labeled it garbage after flicking through it so I don't know how anyone can actually read it and not dump it at the first sign of bad writing, badly researched and unappealing characters that don't engage the reader but you battled it with it to the bitter end!

Didn't you see straight away that is was a waste of time? Aug 30, Baba rated it did not like it Shelves: And at this moment you're a part of them. FSoShit is garbage and if I had read a paperback I would have burned the fucking offending thing. It's a total mystery to me 0 stars. It's a total mystery to me why this book ever saw the light of day because, let's face it, the writing is incredibly juvenile. Also, the slimy whacko didn't deserve to be called hero.

Christian is a highly manipulative, abusive and stalker-ish asshole. His whispers didn't endear him to me either. He came off as a total creep. I honestly don't understand what Ana saw in him, yet on the other hand, I didn't get it why Christian would stalk that bland and vapid wallflower. In any event, these two deserved each other and Ana obviously enjoyed Grey's blunt and crude approach. The whole contract business was pretty much mind-boggling.

Christian, the rich Superman sarcasm , deflowered our wallflower in a way that's not even worthy of losing any words over that pathetic fuck. So, you did guess right. I neither found the sex to be hot nor erotic. Thus, I'd better download him a ticket to the next Mars expedition stat. That would ensure that Mr.

Grey would not return to our cozy place called Mother Earth. FSoG lacked depth and emotion big time. Except of disgust and anger I felt nothing towards these pathetic main protagonists and their fucked up trip bored me to tears. The winking smileys irritated the hell outta me and all that inner goddess shit made me almost blow a fuse. Would you give me a break already? I've read a variety of erotica books and I do enjoy great smexin' that comes with some kind of depth and great characterization.

What's seriously bugging me as well is the fact that the general public thinks that FSoShit provides almost every woman's erotic fantasy. I don't criticize readers who loved this book but I'm criticizing the media coverage.

I don't appreciate it when these people claim to know that's what a general majority of women love to read and want in real life or in the bedroom for that matter. FSoG is bad erotica. It's bad BDSM too. Never ever could this story empower me in my sexuality.

I can do it all by myself with my very healthy hand, and I can gladly say that my boyfriend is empowering me just fine and is taking care of my needs. Thank you very much.

BTW, my boyfriend is not an abusive and manipulative stalker. Oh, yes, now it dawns on me…my boyfriend is real. Bottom line, the barely there plot and the characters were overly shallow, underdeveloped, immature and boring. The amateurish writing killed any desire to read anything else by this author in the future. And last but not least, my inner goddess was so fucking relieved when she had to quit eventually.

It was a very tedious and crappy experience and I wish I had never bought this book, let alone attempted to go through this rubbish. I was in dire need of bleaching my brain. Christopher Hitchens said… Everybody does have a book in them, but in most cases that's where it should stay. As a side note But here I am in the mind of the innocent waiting to be devoured by the big bad wolf. The perfect sex toy set out to conquer an innocent girl. His dominance is too much for me to handle and his attitude tends to be annoying and slimy.

Anastasia is an immature insecure desperate idiot who wants to become the whore of Babylon. She just wants to listen to her inner goddess wtf?! Now to pick on one of my biggest problems regarding this book: WTF may I ask?

Signing paperwork in order to have sex with him? Is he a natural hazard or what? I guess not All women want to please him? They are for your benefit and for my pleasure. If you follow these rules to my satisfaction, I shall reward you. I doubt you would. So this means that the reason why you love the book is mainly Christian Grey being hot and an uber alpha?

Shallow much? Psycho much? But who am I to judge. So take a chill pill and GTFO. Oct 28, P. Lupton rated it it was amazing Recommends it for: Those of you who have had the privilege of reading Fifty Shades of Grey will appreciate the context in which this review was written. E L James captures perfectly her fears, confusions, insecurities, and internal conflicts as she deals with falling in first love with a man who epitomizes the meaning of dominant.

The heroine Anastasia Steele is a study in contradictions: I PA Lupton warrant that upon reading said copy a multitude of emotions will inevitably ensue. I further warrant that disappointment will not be one of the aforementioned emotions. Please ensure that you have Kleenex prepared when you read this novel as build up of emotions will unavoidably lead to the inadvertent shedding of tears.

Make certain to schedule ample time for reading as once you begin you will be unable to put your book down. Be warned: If obligations force you to cease reading prior to completion, for long periods of time, it will inevitably lead to impatience and frustration.

Cold liquids, ice, cool cloths, or any cooling equipment such as central air or electric fans should be close at hand.

Reading the romantic i. Mar 22, Colleen Hoover rated it it was amazing. I read this book back before E. James even wrote it. I don't brag about a lot of things, but my review skills are one of the few things I will brag about. James read my review on this book and she loved it SO much, she decided to go ahead and write the book.

Here is a word-for-word copy of our email exchange from that day. Hello, Colleen Hoover! I'm already finished writi I read this book back before E. I'm already finished writing chapter twelve. I just wanted to say thank you. Without your review, I would never have found the inspiration for this book. Colleen Hoover: You're so welcome. I'm great at this reviewing thing, right? You are. Take care. Laters, Baby.

That's brilliant! I might put that in my book if you don't mind! If you do, don't give me credit for it. I don't like attention. I get SO much already. Someday when you finish this book, you'll know what it's like. James became a sensational author.

If you're a reviewer, make sure you pre-review books before they are written. Procrastination is for losers. View all 42 comments. No purpose, no plot, meandering for meandering's sake. I didn't finish it because, quite frankly, the 'heroine' got on my last fucking nerve.

The writing style is atrocious and I can't fathom how or why so many people love this tiny slice of interweb fan fiction garbage. View all 66 comments. A day to bask in the amazing power of books to inform, amuse, educate, and alter our views and viewpoints. Okay… I realized by people's comments that I never said exactly what I thought about this book.

Well, I loved it. I've now read it four times. Christian Grey ranks right up there with Travis Maddox in my book boyfriend world. This series is addicting. When I need a good read this is my "go to" series. I didn't know what to think about this because I wasn't sure how I felt about BDSM… but this is sooooo much more than that. View all 68 comments. May 17, karen rated it liked it Shelves: ALL the twilightisms are there: Jan 03, Emily May rated it it was ok Shelves: I have finally made a decision about Fifty Shades of Grey.

I know, I know, my review of this isn't really needed, everybody's talking about this book, everybody's got the general gist of what it's about. But I've spent quite a long time thinking about this novel, the characters, and the relationship portrayed. I've been thinking about all the reasons people hate this so much and love it so much. I need to confess - for those who missed it - that I originally reviewed this first book immediately I have finally made a decision about Fifty Shades of Grey.

I need to confess - for those who missed it - that I originally reviewed this first book immediately after finishing it and before I started and finished the other two books in the trilogy.

E. L. James

I gave it three stars, I expressed all that Fifty Shades of Grey had made me feel: I have since then felt like I have much more to add. The reason I personally think that opinions differ so greatly on these novels is not because people have different sexual tastes. For some, yeah, this will come into play. However, I think the main reason is that this book and the characters send out a confusing mix of messages.

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Was it BDSM erotica? Or the tale of a man's childhood abuse and how this impacted on his sex life later on? Were Christian Grey's sexual tastes supposed to be erotic or wrong? Let me tell those of you who haven't read this: This book appears to be an erotic BDSM romance at face value.

But Ana makes it clear early on that she doesn't want that kind of relationship, that Christian is "fifty shades of fucked up", that the way he behaves isn't right, but is actually the result of an abusive upbringing. Ana later contradicts her early decision and gets all pouty when Christian won't play kinky with her Some people seem to see Christian as the big bad man who abuses a weak young woman. This is not the case. There is nothing, I repeat nothing , that happens between the two of them that Ana doesn't give consent to.

Sure, she may whine about it afterwards, or use the excuse that she doesn't want to lose him, but she makes the choices, she holds the power. Here's what I think is the ultimate problem with Fifty Shades of Grey: Ms James' terrible writing. It's nothing new, she even admitted it herself, but that is why we all can't figure out what it is about this book that makes it some parts entertaining, some parts annoying as fuck.

Because I'm trying to categorise this so I can begin to understand it, so that I can form my opinion and write my review accordingly. But we cannot understand what doesn't make sense. And James' characterisation does not make any sense at all. She writes Ana as a naive student at the mercy of Christian's abusive past, then she writes Ana as a sexual manipulator who actually likes BDSM.

Is Christian sexy or a victim? I'll tell you: She contradicts herself, she changes her mind without logical reason. This is why it is pointless analysing the relationship between Ana and Christian. One minute it's sexy, the next minute it's fucked up. One minute it's BDSM, the next minute it's abuse.

How do you accurately review a book that changes its mind every two minutes? Any more than a small amount of kinky doesn't really interest me, but it doesn't bother me either if it is between consenting adults.

However, there are two things I can say about this matter in Fifty Shades of Grey: I can't say that I'm experienced in visiting those kind of clubs down the dark allies of Soho, but I've done not a small amount of reading on the psychological aspect of BDSM relationships. I have a keen interest in feminism and I have often wondered if something like this is nothing but a hindrance to the progress of women and equality.

I would conclude from my reading that it is not. Firstly, BDSM relationships are about give and take. It isn't about abuse, it isn't about selfishly taking what you want, and because these relationships involve relinquishing control to another person, there is a deep amount of trust required.

Also, it is important to note that the power of the dom is an illusion, the sub holds all the power, they say how far it goes, when it stops, what is too much.

The key thing is that both of them get something out of it. Which is why the relationship in Fifty Shades of Grey can only be called BDSM when Ana does an abrupt u-turn on her opinions and decides she wants a bit of spankiness.

The parts where she reluctantly allows him to get his way - that is not BDSM. I think there is nothing wrong with BDSM erotica. I think there is nothing wrong with doms, subs, sex slaves, whatever Ms James has created one mess of a book, whether you'll look at her mess and see something entertaining or horrific, well that's kinda just like looking at this picture and asking whether you see a rabbit or a duck.

View all 78 comments. I only bought this on site because I was curious to see whether a professional edit made it any better than the original fanfic which I abandoned once I realized the plot wasn't original enough for me to suffer through the cut-rate writing. Most distracting is the schizophrenic voice of the main chara I only bought this on site because I was curious to see whether a professional edit made it any better than the original fanfic which I abandoned once I realized the plot wasn't original enough for me to suffer through the cut-rate writing.

Most distracting is the schizophrenic voice of the main character, Ana. In one paragraph, Ana's words sound like those of a quasi-literate teenager; in the next paragraph she uses uber-literate words like "gamine". Are we supposed to believe that she's naive or sophisticated? Un-self-aware or articulate? Add in culture confusion: Ana is supposed to be American, but the author who is from the U.

Her roommate isn't "sick" like American people are, she's "ill"; Ana doesn't "grab her bag" before going out the door, she "gathers her satchel". Ana's voice fails to consistently ring true for an American girl. Yet, the worst literary crime is the outright misuse of language.

Says Ana at one point: Even if the author didn't know this, the editor should have caught it. The problems don't end there. From cliches without a lick of irony or humor, Ana is described as putting the "pedal to the metal" as she drives , to awkward sentences, to nonsensical metaphors, this work is amateurish.

There's nothing wrong with being an amateur, but there IS something wrong with charging people money for something that hasn't been professionally edited. If this author wants to be taken seriously, she should take the time to learn about writing craft and align herself with an editing house that will turn her writing into serious work.

View all 29 comments. Aug 31, Nick rated it did not like it Shelves: This is what you're getting from reading this book: C-you virgin? S A-y?

C-swag A-yolo. View all 50 comments. Aug 08, Juliana Philippa rated it it was amazing Recommends it for:I hope they rip out the pages and blow their noses or wipe their private parts because - to be honest - it's sad to see paper wasted like this, so at least they're putting it to good use in the end. Ana's voice fails to consistently ring true for an American girl. If this author wants to be taken seriously, she should take the time to learn about writing craft and align herself with an editing house that will turn her writing into serious work.

I feel pretty good. Wow, wow, wow. Teddy wanted to go and he did well. He is also one of the most tender, tortured, and sensitive heroes I've ever read.

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